i'm sorry, but would whoever put all those piles of dirty clothes in my house please come and wash them and fold them and put them away??
and the same person must have made my 3 year old act like, well, a 3 year old. could you fix that?
and could you also make dinner every night this week since i have no idea what to make.
and wrap the gifts...that is, if you can find them in the basement that looks like a tornado went through it.
and, while you're at it, could you get these 10 extra pounds off my hips/butt/thighs/stomach?
thanks! i appreciate it!